So.. I found this chart online. It says you can predict the gender of your baby with over 90% accuracy. I WANT MY GODCHILD TO BE A BOY!!!
I mean… seriously? Boys are just cooler than little girls. Sooo… try out the chart with your moms info and see how much BS it is.
http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx

Lucille: SOS
Lucille: S.O.FUCKING.S!
Torikins: What?? You’re scaring me! What?? It’s late!
Lucille: Hey. Hi. So.. I’m trying to figure out the sex of the Godchild. I am looking at this chart and I need you to help me test the accuracy: http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx
Torikins: What? There is no way to know that just from a chart.
Lucille: Come on… Loni and I already did it. It was right about her birth, her sisters birth… my birth.. and I called my friend Sam and it was right about his. According to the chart Loni is having a BOY!
I want a boy!!
Torikins: Bullshit.
Lucille: Try it with you and your son. And you from mom. Plz. I need to know the genderrr!
Torikins: I just did. It said your NEPHEW should have been your NIECE. It also said I should have had a penis. This chart is bullshit.
Lucille: No!!! Well, It SAYS it’s only 90% right… maybe you’re results are only the 10%.
Torikins: No chart can predict the sex of babies.
Lucille: WTF no. It will be a boy. So it is written on the tomb in Beijing! So it shall be!!!!
Torikins: So it said you were a girl? That’s the 10%.
Torikins: WAIT. That sounded wrong.
Lucille: OMG You asshole. I’ve got 200% more labia than most bitches.
Lucille: I’m twice the fucking woman.
Torikins: LMAO!!!!! Can we doinate out labia to needy queens?
Lucille: Ohhh haha… Can we just lop em off and leave them in the sun to dry? We can put some snaps and straps on em and make coin pusses.
Torikins: …and bling em out with our handy dandy bedazzlers? Fuck I just snorted haha
Lucille: We are sick people.
Torikins: Maybe you should take one of those stupid internet quizes that tells you what the gender will be.
Lucille: What? No. This is different. This was taken from a tomb. It’s legit. Besides. I’ve seen those stupid quizes before on myspace. “Click here to find out if you’re pregnant”. What does it do, instruct you to stick a finger up there and feel for a face?
Torikins: I just pissed myself brb fuuuck
Lucille: Have fun with that one. :p I’m going to bed!