Alright ladies n gents…. as promised, a blog for fucked up jokes. Start er’ off!!! Sorry if I missed a few of them during the cam show when I was masturbating… wasn’t trying to ignore you… just trying to bust a nut.

I want pretty nailllsssss….  :p Don’t u dare say shit about my fire alarm beepy deal…. fuuuck

These are my cam show times for the month of January!! ALL OF THESE TIMES ARE CENTRAL TIME ZONE! :p

Happy New Years to all of you!!! How was your night? I popped open a bottle of Chardonnay and played some WoW :p Mainly because…. It takes FOREVER to drive into town and I hate drunk drivers. Not because I’m like…. addicted to WoW or anything. I mean… geeze…. haha :p