5 Responses to “Beaver loves Yogurt! :)”

1. Guest803 says:

   November 10, 2009 at 1:15 am

   My nose tastes like yogurt too, only I dont know why.

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   • lucy says:

     November 16, 2009 at 5:44 am

     I have to know. Can you…

     Touch your tongue to the tip of your nose? Maybe inside your nose? Or do you just snot slurp…

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     • Guest803 says:

       November 16, 2009 at 7:17 am

       Well, speaking from years of experience, I find the best method is to compress both nostrils at the same time, forcing the snot into my mustache. From there, I let it dry for up to 6 hours to concentrate into delicious nuggets. Then, I harvest them and store them in my humidor to allow them to age and fully reach thier potential. Some people like to mix and match bugers from different days. I, for example, like to mix my high iron collection with my greenish mucus days. This is optimal for both flavor and texture.

       But no, unfortunately my tongue is not endowed well enough to touch my nose without assistance from my hands. Although, I think I will be able to when I lose my front teeth. Something to look forward to I suppose.
     • Lucy says:

       November 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm

       I could knock your teeth out for you!
     • Guest803 says:

       November 16, 2009 at 8:07 pm

       I have a plan in place, the meth is taking care of it. Thanks though!