Fucked Up Jokes?
Alright ladies n gents.... as promised, a blog for fucked up jokes. Start er' off!!! :) Sorry if I missed a few of them during the cam show when I was masturbating... wasn't trying to ignore you... just trying to bust a nut.
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Jan
2010
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Happy to step into the new decade.
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Sorry, was signing up and thought I had to put a comment in. That’s why the decade comment. Left the jokes next.
What’s the difference between a truck load of eggs and a truck load of dead babies? You can’t shovel eggs with a pitchfork.
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of dead baby and a bottle of 7-Up.
How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full.
ps. Enjoyed watching you bust a nut versus writing sick jokes. You are beautiful with the most amazing body. You get me hard in seconds. Thanks!
What is the blonde mating call? God I’m drunk! Why was the blondes computer screen all white? From the white out! Why don’t blondes use birth control pills? They keep falling out!
lmao XD I have kiiiinda heard the last one in a different way!!
“Why did the slutty blonde get knocked up? Because her birth control pills kept falling out.”
That makes me laugh til I cry…
Will I have to listen to Funny1 make racial comments at all of your shows?
I scrolled up and could not find the racial comment he made tonight.. which is why I asked what exactly he said. But nobody answered. :p If I see a racial comment I will kick him. If I don’t see it I can’t
It was more implied and i think jazzman said something about it to you. He said his taxes paid for my internet and when I told him I was an executive he said well they have to fill those quotas don’t they? That jazzman guy apologized to me for what Funny1 said which I thought was nice.
Aww, butthurt.
A blonde is walking down a country road carrying a canoe. All of the sudden she wanders into the field and gets in the canoe and starts to paddle like mad. Right then another blonde comes along and says “It’s blondes like you that give us a bad name I would come out there and kick your ass but I can’t swim!”
I didn’t see the comment either Juan……. Sorry
Sorry I’ve been away for a while (like you even noticed…), but I can’t not take part in this:
What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.
What does a blond say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
And my favorite:
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. “Put your finger in me…” she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. “Put two fingers in…”, she says. So in goes another one. She’s really starting to get worked up when she says, “Put your whole hand in!”. The guy’s like, “Ok!”. So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud “Put both your hands inside of me!!!”. So the guy puts both of his hands in! “Now clap your hands…” commands the girl. “I can’t”, says the guy. The girl looks at him and says “See, I told you I had a tight pussy!”.
See you soon
lmao at the clapping joke XD Welcome back! Thanks for the giggles!
One day an old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing….
“I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won’t call you ‘the bridge builder’ if you do that here.”
“I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won’t call you ‘the house builder’ if you do that.”
“I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won’t call you ‘the tavern builder’ either.”
“But if you fuck one goat…….”