Predicting the Sex of my Godchild :)
So.. I found this chart online. It says you can predict the gender of your baby with over 90% accuracy. I WANT MY GODCHILD TO BE A BOY!!! :D I mean... seriously? Boys are just cooler than little girls. Sooo... try out the chart with your moms info and see how much BS it is. :) http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx
Lucille: SOS
Lucille: S.O.FUCKING.S!
Torikins: What?? You're scaring me! What?? It's late!
Lucille: Hey. Hi. So.. I'm trying to figure out the sex of the Godchild. I am looking at this chart and I need you to help me test the accuracy: http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx
Torikins: What? There is no way to know that just from a chart.
Lucille: Come on... Loni and I already did it. It was right about her birth, her sisters birth... my birth.. and I called my friend Sam and it was right about his. According to the chart Loni is having a BOY! :) I want a boy!!
Torikins: Bullshit.
Lucille: Try it with you and your son. And you from mom. Plz. I need to know the genderrr!
Torikins: I just did. It said your NEPHEW should have been your NIECE. It also said I should have had a penis. This chart is bullshit.
Lucille: No!!! Well, It SAYS it's only 90% right... maybe you're results are only the 10%.
Torikins: No chart can predict the sex of babies.
Lucille: WTF no. It will be a boy. So it is written on the tomb in Beijing! So it shall be!!!!
Torikins: So it said you were a girl? That's the 10%.
Torikins: WAIT. That sounded wrong.
Lucille: OMG You asshole. I've got 200% more labia than most bitches.
Lucille: I'm twice the fucking woman.
Torikins: LMAO!!!!! Can we doinate out labia to needy queens?
Lucille: Ohhh haha... Can we just lop em off and leave them in the sun to dry? We can put some snaps and straps on em and make coin pusses.
Torikins: ...and bling em out with our handy dandy bedazzlers? Fuck I just snorted haha
Lucille: We are sick people. :P
Torikins: Maybe you should take one of those stupid internet quizes that tells you what the gender will be.
Lucille: What? No. This is different. This was taken from a tomb. It's legit. Besides. I've seen those stupid quizes before on myspace. "Click here to find out if you're pregnant". What does it do, instruct you to stick a finger up there and feel for a face?
Torikins: I just pissed myself brb fuuuck
Lucille: Have fun with that one. :p I'm going to bed!
Enjoy the Pictures!
Whatever the gender, just hope its a redhead. That way when you beat the kid in public, people will cheer instead of calling child protective services. Its a win-win really.
If we ever meet I’m going to pry open your jaw and spit down your throat. haha
While I appreciate a good snowball as much as the next guy, will this be before or after I pee in your butt on the scooter ride? I only ask because I’ll probably be pretty bus-lagged and exhausted after joining the 36 inch high club.
wow that was really “Ignat” beating a child is not cool period. spankings are better for big girls
thanks again for your wonderful show tonight. my friend really enjoyed it and it got her very revved up because she loves to climax but gets a little bashful about it so seeing you helped because there was another beautiful girl who was a lot like her. Thank you and Cathy thanks you too 
Don’t you know? Redheaded step children get beatings.
I would know.
i dont know if i toatally believe in this kind of stuff
I’m just hoping. Although… if it’s a girl she’s going to name her Quinn and now that there is a name involved I think having a girl would be sweet
haha. I’m going to be a good Godmother 
beatings bad, spankings good
Neo it’s a joke. And a popular phrase.
lol ok …sometimes i hate type…hard to get inflection blah anyhow hope things are going well for you. wish me luck today..have a biopsy and ultrasound..I may have cancer..so not what I mean when I want to experience something new..thats what I get for breathing burning depleted uranium from an M1 for 2 days
Oh no
I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything goes well– I will say a prayer for you 
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Thank you lucy, lucky for me the Drs office is literally right around the corner. sorry for putting a downer in. I cant help but make jokes about it like “getting A nut should not be a subtraction function!” Ne way seeing you and your blog and such I decided to do my own and started it last night but I am afraid its not as interesting as BEWBS!
Holy effing shit! I got a little curious so I tested this chart out with me and my mom, and it was accurate.. so I thought to myself, hahaha you stupid chart you got lucky, so I tried it for both of my sisters and they were both accurate as well. It’s amazing!
Are you lying!? :-O DUDE!!! Maybe I will have a GodSON then!!! SO COOL! haha.
I hope it’s accurate lolol