:p My ladies Aston Richards and Lilly Luck being couch potatoes with our buddy Pacino :p Hellz fuckin yeah! We're the best couch spuds out there... No contest. We had a fun meeting!!

Had so much fun on my cam show tonight! You guys rock. :) Also, I will make another post with the cam schedule for the rest of December so that you guys know when I'm on. ;) LOVE YOU!

So.. I found this chart online. It says you can predict the gender of your baby with over 90% accuracy. I WANT MY GODCHILD TO BE A BOY!!! :D I mean... seriously? Boys are just cooler than little girls. Sooo... try out the chart with your moms info and see how much BS it is. :)  http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx

Lucille: SOS

Lucille: S.O.FUCKING.S!

Torikins: What?? You're scaring me! What?? It's late!

Lucille: Hey. Hi. So.. I'm trying to figure out the sex of the Godchild. I am looking at this chart and I need you to help me test the accuracy: http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx

Torikins: What? There is no way to know that just from a chart.

Lucille: Come on... Loni and I already did it. It was right about her birth, her sisters birth... my birth.. and I called my friend Sam and it was right about his. According to the chart Loni is having a BOY! :) I want a boy!!

Torikins: Bullshit.

Lucille: Try it with you and your son. And you from mom. Plz. I need to know the genderrr!

Torikins: I just did. It said your NEPHEW should have been your NIECE. It also said I should have had a penis. This chart is bullshit.

Lucille: No!!! Well, It SAYS it's only 90% right... maybe you're results are only the 10%.

Torikins: No chart can predict the sex of babies.

Lucille: WTF no. It will be a boy. So it is written on the tomb in Beijing! So it shall be!!!!

Torikins: So it said you were a girl? That's the 10%.

Torikins: WAIT. That sounded wrong.

Lucille: OMG You asshole. I've got 200% more labia than most bitches.

Lucille: I'm twice the fucking woman.

Torikins: LMAO!!!!! Can we doinate out labia to needy queens?

Lucille: Ohhh haha... Can we just lop em off and leave them in the sun to dry? We can put some snaps and straps on em and make coin pusses.

Torikins: ...and bling em out with our handy dandy bedazzlers? Fuck I just snorted haha

Lucille: We are sick people. :P

Torikins: Maybe you should take one of those stupid internet quizes that tells you what the gender will be.

Lucille: What? No. This is different. This was taken from a tomb. It's legit. Besides. I've seen those stupid quizes before on myspace. "Click here to find out if you're pregnant". What does it do, instruct you to stick a finger up there and feel for a face?

Torikins: I just pissed myself brb fuuuck

Lucille: Have fun with that one. :p I'm going to bed!

^^ She's  ssoooo sexy :) In case u can't read: "VioletErotica, Love, LucyDaily 12-4-09" Find violet here! http://twitter.com/VioletErotica

Fanart for Taylor Lain from the soon to come TaylorLain.com! Find her on twitter @ http://twitter.com/taylorlain She's a TOTAL sweetheart...

So last weekend I took Beaver to the vet. I woke up that morning and she had been sick all over her kennel. I made a vet appointment for her at 4 that afternoon. She was pooping water... then she would not be able to poop anything, then back again. When I went to the vet... they did all kinds of tests. Tests that I don't know anything about, and therefore did not object to. All I knew was that she was sick and so whatever tests they suggested, I was ready to pay for. The whole time they were only interested in selling me their goddamn stupid fucking pet wellness plan which would cover all of the UNIMPORTANT things. They kept bringing up this stupid fucking plan.

So they said she was fine, gave me the bill, handed be a brochure about their wellness plan... I paid the bill and told them no thank you on their stupid fucking pet insurance (which subsequently is not insurance at all, but a preventative type of deal.) THE ONLY THING THEY TOLD ME TO DO WAS GIVE HER BENEDRYL AND FUCKING PEPCID for 6 days. THATS IT. Yet they charged me a fucking arm and a leg. OH. And they told me she could stand to lose a couple pounds.

Anyway. So it's been a week. She was fine.... until yesterday. So I took her BACK yesterday. What did they do??? I DONT KNOW, but they charged me another $400 fucking dollars. I was on cam tonight @ wcc... my intentions were to go downstairs, cook beaver up some rice, feed her, get on CamZ... Well, she went outside. She couldn't poop. Not at all. So she came inside and 5 minutes later was pawing to go back out. So I let her out.. she was circling  in the grass trying so hard... she can't get anything out. Every few minutes she is pawing at the door to go outside, and I'm following her with a flashlight to see if she goes. She can't go.

So now I'm thinking.. watery poop ... then can't poop. Gained a little weight... = She's got intestinal blockage. Which = surgery. Very, very expensive surgery. But I dropped almost a grand at the vet alone in the past 6 days  on people who didn't do SHIT for my baby...  plus since she was sick I hired someone to come to my house and dog sit-- and don't get me wrong, the lady was sweet but since it was thanksgiving she charged me a "HOLIDAY" fee-- plus since she was taking care of Ramsey and he's a pit bull (She said she didn't 'do' aggressive breeds) she charged me for that... but she was the only person I could get, and all the doggy kennels were full. So... what does it all add up to?? about $1,600.

So.... I should be on CamZ right now doing privates... but I cried so much my eyes are puffed out and baggy looking. Beaver is laying next to me with her head on my pillow. I called the 24 hour animal hospital and they said "Wait and see how she does the next day or two."

In short.. if you're wondering why I'm not on, it's because my baby is not feeling well. So could you send some positive energy her way?? :-|

A cereal killing spoon... dun dun dun.... Started with the cereal packaging *flat* I and the texture of brick. Used the 3D dropdown.. and... fucked around for a bit. That is all. :-o

The world is coming to a mutherfucking end. Not the best photoshoppy homework job... but I'm tired.... :-p

I absolutely love this dude... If you haven't seen any of his youtube videos (and I'd be SHOCKED.... because he's been around for a while now...) you should go check him out! I only wish I could find a banner of his or something... Hmm. :p Enjoy the video you guys! Subscribe to his youtube for some nice shits n giggles! :D

This was my homework... which... I did not do until just now lol. I was supposed to take pictures of myself and uhm... put them together. I did the dogs instead. :) If I won a million dollars you BET I would be a bone-a-fied animal hoarder. lol :) ONLY A ROUGH DRAFT!!!! you can still see outlines around the doggies where I cut them out. lol. It was a quickie don't hurt meeeee!!!!!

Wait..... HURT ME BABY! haha

Hope you all have a wonderful day!